Today, I'm posting a comprehensive list of why cats are at least ten times better than dogs:
1. They use a litter box. Instead of covering your lawn in shit and making you take them outside constantly, they do their business in a nice little box. This is because they're smarter than dogs.
2. They purr. Purring has been shown to lower a humans blood pressure, and promote relaxation. Dogs barking and tearing up your house will do the opposite.
3. They kill pests.
4. They always land on their feet. This is because they're always on top of their game.
5. Girls love cats. This is 100% objective fact.