Why cats are better than dogs

Today, I'm posting a comprehensive list of why cats are at least ten times better than dogs:

1. They use a litter box. Instead of covering your lawn in shit and making you take them outside constantly, they do their business in a nice little box. This is because they're smarter than dogs.

2. They purr. Purring has been shown to lower a humans blood pressure, and promote relaxation. Dogs barking and tearing up your house will do the opposite.

3. They kill pests.

4. They always land on their feet. This is because they're always on top of their game.

5. Girls love cats. This is 100% objective fact.

Rhonda and her kittens at 3 days

When was the last time 2 dogs had an engaging conversation? This is 100% undeniable proof that cats are smarter than dogs.

Melissa, partying HARD!