Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Why cats are better than dogs

Today, I'm posting a comprehensive list of why cats are at least ten times better than dogs:

1. They use a litter box. Instead of covering your lawn in shit and making you take them outside constantly, they do their business in a nice little box. This is because they're smarter than dogs.

2. They purr. Purring has been shown to lower a humans blood pressure, and promote relaxation. Dogs barking and tearing up your house will do the opposite.

3. They kill pests.

4. They always land on their feet. This is because they're always on top of their game.

5. Girls love cats. This is 100% objective fact.
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32 comments:

  1. kennanjones69February 16, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    Cats are okay.

    Dogs are my friends though.

    I think once my dog dies I'll get a cat though. Just to mix it up.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    I hate barking dogs >.< Cats ftw

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  3. Manny CalaveraFebruary 16, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    I own a dog, but it's barkings makes me want to scream. So cats win this round.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2011 at 11:57 PM

    I laughed when you said cats are smarter. May I suggest a movie? Hachiko: A Dog's Story

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  5. UnknownFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    I seriously can't disagree with #5. It's so true, at any age.

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  6. JondelFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    I like dogs more but that is just me I guess.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    Great blog! :) Following and supporting!

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  8. CharlesFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    Love cats!

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  9. Dr.ThraxFebruary 17, 2011 at 12:52 AM

    The dogs that I have met in my life time just seem far more noble then the cats, I like that.

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  10. obiFebruary 17, 2011 at 4:46 AM

    hmm maybe... cats are cool i guess but they dont fetch?! following ;)

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  11. pizzafuckyesFebruary 17, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    still not enough for them to be better than dogs...

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  12. KUSHtunesFebruary 17, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    I just don't know how much better it can get than a dog laying it's head on your lap. Ah, life is rarely lonely when you have a dog. It's always there to please. At least mine was haha.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    girls do like cats as well as dogs. they are a chick magnet if you find a chick that likes cats.

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  14. JeremyFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    I like both animals, but if I had to choose between a cat and a dog like a border collie ,german shepard, or a husky, I'd pick the dog hands down xD

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    Those are some good pros.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    cats are cuter. also, if i have my gf over and a cat jump on the bed, she gets happy and attached.

    imagine a giant dog jumping on it. gross lol.

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  17. LexingtonianFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    Eh, I like the interaction with dogs better. Cats act like a tenant whereas dogs act like friends.

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  18. gmanFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    I completely disagree. Dogs are much more fun than cats :P. Still a good read though

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  19. TastyFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Girls loves dogs too.

    But cats purr, so...

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  20. Every DayFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    cats are good if you something to take care of. Dogs are there when you need them.

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  21. #19February 20, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    Dogs think their owners are God because they look after them.

    Cats think THEY are God because their owners look after them.

    Personally I'm a dog guy, but I'm not going to hate on you...yet ;)

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  22. Dj DeKuFebruary 24, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    You make some solid points, but I still love dogs more than cats.

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  23. Outofnames47February 24, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    i like both!

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  24. JasonFebruary 28, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    any girl worth a damn loves cats.

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  25. Jessica ThompsonMarch 2, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Love cats! Followed!
    alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  26. NickMay 26, 2011 at 10:33 PM

    girls also love dogs :P

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  27. Fermium DeathMay 26, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    I prefer cats to dogs.

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  28. Quick ReadsMay 26, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    I agree! But I want a dog, due to the feel of reciprocity, haha. Following!

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  29. Doc_WafflesMay 27, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    I like dogs, but good points.

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  30. Gambling DegenerateMay 27, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    thats purely opinion! dog lover here :P

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  31. MetamorphictionMay 27, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    I happen to dislike both.

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  32. DvallejMay 29, 2011 at 9:34 PM

    you are your cats pet :P

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